The Battle of Gettysburg Summary?

The battle of Gettysburg was the turning point of the Civil War. It was the turning point because in the midst of the battle Jesus appeared and let his army of dinosaurs charge against south. To retaliate the southerners summoned a mighty balrog on Cemetry Hill. Jesus casted a blinding blast of christian magic on the balrog. The balrog was killed. This gave the north their victory.